THE DEATH OF "THEORY" HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT EXAGGERATED. That's our judgement when we read, in this article from yesterday's Christian Science Monitor, that Eagelton, Fish and Bhabha (no, it is not a law firm) now reject (sort of) the brand of obscurantism (featuring Derrida, Marxism and lots of parentheses!!) that they once peddled so profitably. These over-rewarded contributors to the decline of the American university would do well to examine their past foolishness in SILENCE--at least for a year. How about it, fellas?